F = friend
R = Rittika
PSNTU = Person Sitting Next To Us
PTWIWDP = Person That Walks In Who Doesn't Program
Programming Joke (One Month Ago, in the programming classroom, last block):
(R and F are listening to Eminem as they are coding
F: Hey, don't you think Eminem's a great WRAPPER?
R: Definitely. But I'm not sure if he's an INTEGER or a DOUBLE though.
F: One thing's for sure– he's got a lot of CHARACTER.
PSNTU: Stop. Really. Please stop. It's too early for this...
Programming Joke (Reenacted in AP Chemistry, on a lab day):
F: I stayed up until 2:00 AM, and I'm not even tired!
R: Oh, you poor deluded sleepy person.
F: Don't you mean diluted? ;-)
R: Isn't Eminem a great WRAPPER?
(PTWIWDP walks into the chemistry classroom.)
PTWIWDP: (with enthusiasm) OH MY GOD YES HE'S THE BEST!
(R bursts into hysterics and PTWIWDP stares at R like she's a lunatic. Probably because she is. She's banging F's desk, and F is confused because she didn't hear what PTWIWDP said, so she thinks that R is crazy as well.)
F: It's not that funny, Rittika...
(PSNTU is in the class before R and F's, and looks at them like they're big time nerds, and this is all they do– rehash terrible programming jokes. To be fair, that's not too much of a stretch from the truth...)
R = Rittika
PSNTU = Person Sitting Next To Us
PTWIWDP = Person That Walks In Who Doesn't Program
Programming Joke (One Month Ago, in the programming classroom, last block):
(R and F are listening to Eminem as they are coding
F: Hey, don't you think Eminem's a great WRAPPER?
R: Definitely. But I'm not sure if he's an INTEGER or a DOUBLE though.
F: One thing's for sure– he's got a lot of CHARACTER.
PSNTU: Stop. Really. Please stop. It's too early for this...
Programming Joke (Reenacted in AP Chemistry, on a lab day):
F: I stayed up until 2:00 AM, and I'm not even tired!
R: Oh, you poor deluded sleepy person.
F: Don't you mean diluted? ;-)
R: Isn't Eminem a great WRAPPER?
(PTWIWDP walks into the chemistry classroom.)
PTWIWDP: (with enthusiasm) OH MY GOD YES HE'S THE BEST!
(R bursts into hysterics and PTWIWDP stares at R like she's a lunatic. Probably because she is. She's banging F's desk, and F is confused because she didn't hear what PTWIWDP said, so she thinks that R is crazy as well.)
F: It's not that funny, Rittika...
(PSNTU is in the class before R and F's, and looks at them like they're big time nerds, and this is all they do– rehash terrible programming jokes. To be fair, that's not too much of a stretch from the truth...)
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