Zombie Apocalypse Plan (ASSUMING I AM THE LAST PERSON IN MY FAMILY ALIVE):
I live by the train tracks in Littleton, so I would follow the tracks to a small town. Running to my car, I would first grab a ski pole or a shovel from my garage. I would drive to the road near the station, and walk there through the woods. I would make sure I had blood on my clothes so that I could hide behind the trees until I could get on the tracks. Then I would walk to the small town, maintaining my pace for as long as I could. The goal would be to get there and to either find people, or be able to raid a grocery store. I would bring my cats with me, because they wouldn't deserve to be left behind. I would find and empty house and board up, and learn to heat the house with wood. I would barricade all but one door and keep the other door locked during the day. This would allow me to keep the cats in, the zombies out, and still be able to go out and find food, water, medicine, weapons, and any other necessities. I'd stay like that as long as I possibly could...
But let's be real: I'd die in the first five minutes.
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