Post #4: Rittika

As I was reminiscing with my friends the other day, I found this beautiful little seventh grade ditty:

*with a fake ukelele playing in the background*
*sung using a terrible country accent*

I was standing by my stand
With my rock band
We ate some pork pie
And lost a single eye
A guy came up to me
And he began to plead
"Can I have some sprinkles?"
I said, "Sure, but after I tinkle"
He looked at me all strange
And I felt so ashamed
And humiliated...

I have very mixed emotions about this.