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Monday, November 27, 2017
Katz 12
I would love to watch some sort of debate between some of the most respected individuals from science, history, world language, math, and other fields, about what subject is the most important
Katz Week 11
I wonder how different parts of the world value happiness, and where the USA falls on the spectrum
Monday, November 20, 2017
Doolin Week 11
Why do we spell it "lay down" when we pronounce it "lie down"? And are they interchangeable?
Wednesday, November 15, 2017
Tuesday, November 14, 2017
Waterhouse Week 10
Dad: "Can you be at dinner at 5"
Me: "Yes. So excited. How does the turkey smell?"
Dad: "I guess through it's beak?"
Me: "Yes. So excited. How does the turkey smell?"
Dad: "I guess through it's beak?"
Doolin Week 10
Why is it that when you combine two things that you love, it ends up as a total catastrophe?
Musante Week 10
A challenge made from one to another can be much more motivating than your parents saying you must do this, or be punished.
Monday, November 13, 2017
Katz Week 10
It's funny how posting on social media is supposed to entertain the viewers of the post when in reality the only person who really cares is the person who posted it.
Sunday, November 12, 2017
Thursday, November 9, 2017
Center Week 10
teacher: “So what are you guys doing this weekend?”
students: “homework and sleeping”
teacher: “Haha, very funny, but what are you actually doing?”students’ inner monologue: “You think we’re joking?”
Wednesday, November 8, 2017
Tuesday, November 7, 2017
Center Week 9
Glasses on a table means a person once inhabited that place, but is no longer there for some reason.
Michael Tricca Week IX
"Those nudist cruises? They're all old people."
-Word of warning from a sage basketball coach
-Word of warning from a sage basketball coach
Monday, November 6, 2017
KOTARY WEEK EIGHT
I was talking to my cat in front of a friend. The friend then proceeded to tell me how she liked that I called my cat "goober". I felt like the spouse caught revealing an embarrassing nickname for their significant other.
Wiser's Post From Nowhere
At parties my friends and I write our names on our cups so we don't get confused about who's who. A few weeks ago, during a party, someone says, "If you drink out of a cup that's not your own, do you turn in to that person?" And I said to her, "That's a great idea for a short story."
Center Week 8
A friend: “I’m terrible at starting conversations. I’ll say a statement and the other person will just say yes, and then it'll be over.”
Me: “yeah.”
Doolin Week 9
What if dogs get more anxious when they're older because they're afraid they might die before their owners get home?
Katz Week 8
I think everyone has thousands of soulmates, not just one. If you think about it, so many people claim to have found their soulmate, but the chances of that happening is like one in seven billion. Somethings gotta give!
Waterhouse Week 7
I just threw a shoe at Makena and yelled "Shoo!" Is that where that phrase came from?
Raj Vekeria Week #4
The answer to life is 42... 3 brothers 2 parents, 3 cars, 1 house, 1 birthday, 16 cousins, and 15 daily headaches.
Dilara Week 9
People who dislike small talk don't realize that small talk is the most important talk as without it, you'd never get to big talk.
Dilara Week 8
Why do girls have to use makeup to "look prettier" yet guys never use it and still look handsome?
Dilara Week 6
"Sucking at something is the first step to becoming sorta good at something"
- Jake the dog
- Jake the dog
Sunday, November 5, 2017
Cammalleri___ Week 9
Life Advice:
While driving on a bridge over a city, make sure never to listen to music on the standard 33- that's like cutting fine wine with grape juice. Instead, roll down your windows, find a 45 rpm version, and see how long you can drive without hands on the wheel.
Cammalleri___ week 8
Recorded on one of the most miserable dates I have ever been on:
"Oh so you like always adventure? That's literally the coolest thing, maybe next time we can make plans to do something on a whim, you know?" - Girl I met on the orange line.
"Oh so you like always adventure? That's literally the coolest thing, maybe next time we can make plans to do something on a whim, you know?" - Girl I met on the orange line.
Cammalleri_ 7
"We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun"
Yeah right. You can put all the flowers you want into the barrel of a cop's gun, but when the bullet flies out it will pierce our hippie skulls just the same. If my generation has taught me one thing, it's that one should never trust his own instincts nor his own means to an idealist end.
Playing ukuleles out in the park, singing, dancing, talking of love and peace-- where are we now? In the same place, singing the same songs, while; this time, the cannon is pointed at the backs of our heads.
Yeah right. You can put all the flowers you want into the barrel of a cop's gun, but when the bullet flies out it will pierce our hippie skulls just the same. If my generation has taught me one thing, it's that one should never trust his own instincts nor his own means to an idealist end.
Playing ukuleles out in the park, singing, dancing, talking of love and peace-- where are we now? In the same place, singing the same songs, while; this time, the cannon is pointed at the backs of our heads.
Cammalleri_ Week 6
Two kids shove each other in a fast food play pin - but at least they feel something real.
What am I doing? sitting around at 10:30 writing on a napkin indifferently. How funny it is that when we're young we feel so much but can't stand it, and when we get older we feel less and less, yearning for it.
What am I doing? sitting around at 10:30 writing on a napkin indifferently. How funny it is that when we're young we feel so much but can't stand it, and when we get older we feel less and less, yearning for it.
Cammalleri__ week5
There is no sadder word in the English language than "indifferent". Be it for better or for worse, lean into it. It matters not what "it" even is, just be a part of it, feel it, love it, hate it, suffer from it. Be the one whose ears are always walking, eyes always listening, and feet always searching and scanning for more.
Raj Week #7
I never call identical twins by their first names as i'm afraid I will make a mistake...
Saturday, November 4, 2017
McCabe Week 9
"... because we spent all our money on soft serve ice cream and blue shrimp"
- overheard in math class
- overheard in math class
Friday, November 3, 2017
KOTARY WEEK SEVEN
How often do people contemplate simply leaving (or ascending to a plane in which they can scream.)
Arnav Sharma Week VIII
Whenever I have a good thought, I'm like "Oooh I'll write that down later!" But I don't. =(
Musante Week 8
Alec Musante
The word “deadline” is kind of ugly. “Dead”, which is something none of us like to think about, and “line”, which is math. Yuck.
The word “deadline” is kind of ugly. “Dead”, which is something none of us like to think about, and “line”, which is math. Yuck.
Michael Tricca Week VIII
Some people are born genius, some people have genius thrust upon them, and some are just idiots.
Thursday, November 2, 2017
KOTARY WEEK SIX
I had a Halloween misadventure. The hair dye I thought was like hair spray, was in reality not hair dye at all. It was silly string.
I ended up taking a second shower.
I ended up taking a second shower.
Wednesday, November 1, 2017
McCabe Week 8
What a relief it is when what you've worked so hard on for so long is finally accomplished.